dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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