You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Screwed.edu
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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