normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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