i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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