I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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