dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We don't watch enough power rangers
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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