go do what you do best...puke behind churches
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My ass is underappreciated
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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