This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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