I'm drive I can fine osifer
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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