What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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