Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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