You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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