Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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