Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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