so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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