so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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