What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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