im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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