im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
