is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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