the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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