We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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