Ambien. No doubt about it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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