You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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