New invention idea: vibrating tampons
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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