dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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