You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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