I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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