She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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