don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is wine microwaveable?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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