when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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