id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
