we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like eating out sand paper
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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