Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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