Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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