The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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