His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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