Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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