Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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