i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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