jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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