I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
