I don't think brook has ever known best
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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