I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
