watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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