Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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