Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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