There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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