I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
