rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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