Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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